One-Liner Wednesday – New Year’s Resolution

This post is in response to Linda’s  #1OneLinerWednesday.

I really want to get back to my New Year’s resolution as soon as I can find something to post for One Liner Wednesday and get off my rear end.

Now what was my New Year’s resolution?

Oh well, it already became a Two Liner Wednesday.

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One-Liner Wednesday – Silence is not always Golden

This post is in response to Linda’s  #1OneLinerWednesday.

Every happily married man has learnt to answer this question correctly: “Honey, how do I look”.

Others have learnt to their dismay that silence is not always golden.

 

One-Liner Wednesday – Search Button

This post is in response to Linda’s  #1OneLinerWednesday.

Where is the search button when I need it the most.

Just realized I forgot what I was searching for last couple of hours absorbed in the world of internet.

Why there is no app to avoid stupidity?

Oh well, empty stomach does not result in good research.

It’s time to go fill up the gas tank.

One-Liner Wednesday – Politics of Division

This post is in response to Linda’s  #1OneLinerWednesday.

Mid term election was over and the results left me with several one liners for Linda’s One Liner Wednesday.  Here it goes.

The United States stands divided.

United we stand, divided we are ruled by the one percent.

All for an independent judiciary as long as it can be stuffed by ideologues.

We are all pro life, for some it is the life of the unborn and for some it is life for the living.

We are all pro choice as long as we have the rights to control others’ choice.

One-Liner Wednesday – Outage Outrage

This post is in response to Linda’s  #1OneLinerWednesday.

The idea for the first one liner was supplied by Linda herself in reply to my comment.  So here it is first, though that’s not what I had in mind.  I will follow up with the one I had in mind.

Went to bed early to avoid (power) outage outrage.

Hiking up the hills, lost in the vastness of nature, it dawned on me that to enjoy nature’s bounty we need caring human hands.